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      Jeremy Vine gets steamy






      The TV and radio presenter talks about the reaction to the steamy sex scene in his

      debut novel, and why he doesn’t feel tabloid TV is beneath him.



                  hat’s this? Jeremy   referring to the scene in which the
                  Vine, genial BBC   main female character seduces a
                  Radio 2 presenter,   waiter in his bedroom, all in earshot
       WChannel 5 host, dad         of a sleeping male colleague.
      dancer extraordinaire and all-round   “Sara Cox said, ‘Ooh er!’, Yasmin
      good egg, writing a steamy sex scene   Alibhai-Brown said, ‘Blimey Jeremy,
      in his debut novel?           I didn’t expect that of you!’ She was
      It’s not quite Fifty Shades Of Grey,   actually blushing. I’m too scared to get
      but page 209 of The Diver And The   back to Fiona Bruce. I’m just worried
      Lover is likely to raise eyebrows   someone’s going to put it on the staff
      among his broadcasting peers, as well  intranet!
      as loyal listeners and viewers who   “But I wanted to have one sex scene
      have followed him from his hard   which is explosive and comes out of
      news Panorama days.           nowhere,” he continues. “I took off
      “I’m waiting to hear back from Fiona  the belt and the braces for that one.
      Bruce about page 209,” the 55-year-  I can’t remember if I had half a lager
      old broadcaster says with a chuckle,   before, but you have to light scented
                                    candles and maybe have a dry sherry.”
                                    Aside from THAT scene, the novel is
                                    based in part on real events sur-
                                    rounding one of Salvador Dali’s most
                                    famous paintings, Christ of Saint   ing mental health, a subject not un-  scious that you need a cushioning, to   you suddenly start arguing. One of
                                    John of the Cross, painted in 1951   familiar to Vine, who has previously   take a bit of time for yourself and not   the small things about Covid is that
                                    in Catalonia. Today, the painting still   admitted he suffered stress related   live a five-screen lifestyle and try to   I’ve seen a bit more of my daughters
                                    hangs in Glasgow’s Kelvingrove Art   burnout in his younger years. While   pause when you are in a happy mo-  than I would have done if we weren’t
                                    Gallery and Museum, Vine’s place   today he is reluctant to throw the   ment. Don’t be constantly thinking   locked down,” says Vine.
                                    of escape while filming more than   spotlight on his own mental health,   about something else.”  “I love to spend time with them. They
                                    60 editions of Eggheads over a two-  he wrote about his personal turmoil   He tries to balance his huge work   have such a wicked sense of humour
                                    week period.                 three years ago in his book, What   schedule with family life with wife,   and I am the butt of every joke at
                                    The story, set in 1951, sees sisters   I Learnt, What My Listeners Say   journalist Rachel Schofield – who   home. It doesn’t matter how famous
                                    Ginny and Meredith travel to Spain   And Why We Should Take Notice,   recently co-presented his TV show   you think you are, when you walk
                                    where they discover Dali is staying   an autobiographical montage of his   for a week – and daughters, Martha,   through your front door, you’re just
                                    nearby. Meredith, fascinated by mod-  life and career.    16, and Anna, 13.            an idiot.”
                                    ern art, longs to meet the famous   Today, he is in a different place. “I   “I try to stay off social media at   The Diver And The Lover by Jere-
                                    surrealist.                  feel great, I love my life, I’m in great   weekends. It’s like walking into a pub   my Vine is published by Coronet.
                                    It explores a variety of issues includ-  shape,” he says. “We are all just con-  when you hear every conversation and   PA/TPN
       The review



      The Furthest Points: Motorcycle Travels Through                           The Couscous Chronicles: A Peace Corps Memoir-
      Spain and Portugal- Andy Hewitt                                           Richard Wallace


        This year has been dif-  some difficult weather and   adventure. His stories of the   The core of ‘The Couscous   with his female roommate,
      ficult for people who love   hair-raising moments on   region are sure to fire up your   Chronicles’ is about the au-  co-workers and other visitors.
      to travel. As a result, many   the bike.         imagination.             thors Peace Corps experience   These interactions prove to be
      of us have had to follow   Along the way they visit   Even if you are not a Harley  in Morocco in 1977.   amusing and educational.
      the adventures that others   castles, cathedrals, beaches   rider, I think this book still   Richard Wallace had just   Wallace visited many small
      have undertaken and writ-  and more.  If you are familiar   has enough charm for you to   graduated from college. Armed   towns which allowed him to
      ten about.               with the region you may   enjoy. I found this book very   with his film production   understand his new home
        The book revolves      recognise some of the places   enjoyable and informative.   degree. He decided he wanted   better. The sights and flavours
      around an English couple   they visit. If you are not, he                 to travel. He joined the Peace   of Morocco jump off the page
      Andy and his wife Kim.   includes information about                       corps as a volunteer and joined   as we follow Wallace along his
      They set out on their Har-  the area and you may end                      the annual deployment of   adventures.
      ley Davidson to discover   up looking up the places he                    trainees to Rabat (Morocco’s   He kept a diary from that
      the furthest points of   mentions and planning your                       capital city).  He learned   period and personal papers
      Spain and Portugal. Their   own visit to them.                            French, some Arabic and   which has allowed him to
      three-week trip starts from   The book also allows a                      about the Islamic culture.  remember in detail his expe-
      their home in the Algarve.   glimpse into the relationship                 His job was in the media   riences. He also includes the
        They envision a care-  between the author and his                       team for the Ministry of Ag-  thoughts from other volunteers  read and his stories kept me
      free trip full of beautiful   wife. Hewitt has a great sense              riculture, producing training   as well. This adds an interest-  entertained. I would recom-
      scenery, great food and   of humour. I laughed out loud                   films and printed materials for   ing layer to this book.   mend this book to those who
      amazing weather.         quite a few times. He seems                      farmers.                  This is the first book I have   love to travel and also if you are
        As with any adventure   to be genuinely interested                       Part of his job was to grasp   read where you get to under-  interested in the peace corps.
      that is not necessarily   in history, culture and the                     the Moroccan way of life.   stand what happens behind
      what happens during the   people he meets which means                     Along the way we get to read   the scenes as a volunteer.   N  Sandra Pereira
      trip. They also experience   you can’t help but enjoy his                 about relationships he forms   I found this book easy to
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